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Demoscene rants, reviews and dissertations
Sunday, 17 August 2014
About Our Enslavement
Oh humanity,
how tall have you grown,
how low you are crawling.
We live consumed, enthralled, appalled by your desires.
Void of happiness, with a forlorn contempt.
Enshrined in our lust.
Slaves to the hype.
With more toys and gadgets.
Using all of those fashionable keywords.
A new product, a new desire.
Magazines and tabloids.
Schematics and plans.
Decisions. Decisions. Decisions.
Enslaved by it all, we live.
Saturday, 21 June 2014
About Fruit
Considering TPOLM’s long term strong relations with all sorts of mothers, we have several times been reminded on the benefits of fruit towards an healthy nutrition. This is especially important on the dogs days, and not so relevant during the year of the dragon.
a demolink article about fruit
Fruits have long since been used to describe the innuendo behind the best fullscreen effects of the demoscene. Static noise and the tunnel effect.
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As a bonus, fruit also goes well with icecream. In some countries, such as the USA, the term “ice cream” applies only to a specific variety, and most governments regulate the commercial use of the various terms according to the relative quantities of the main ingredients.
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In several countries of the world fruit cake is worshiped as god. And you know what they say about fruitcake: “Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.”
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Despite what some people believe, salmiakki is not a fruit but a variety of liquorice that gets its name from the relatively large amount of sal ammoniac (Latin traditional name for ammonium chloride, a salt of ammonia) that it contains in addition to the liquorice root extract, sugar and starch or gum arabic that constitute regular liquorice. Ammonium chloride has a spicy taste that vaguely resembles that of sodium chloride (table salt) with a hint of ammonia smell. Salty liquorice does not necessarily contain any sodium since salt refers to the salt of ammonia and not to table salt (sodium chloride). Although some types of regular liquorice may also contain a small amount of ammonium chloride, salty liquorice can contain up to about 8 percent of ammonium chloride. Moreover, the salty taste is typically less masked by a high sugar content compared to regular liquorice.
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And neither are apes. Watermelons are considered fruits, pepos to be more precise, characteristic of the Cucurbitaceae. The watermelon fruit, loosely considered a type of melon – although not in the genus Cucumis – has a smooth exterior rind (green, yellow and sometimes white) and a juicy, sweet interior flesh (usually pink, but sometimes orange, yellow, red and sometimes green if not ripe).
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Thank you for your patronage. Our ninjas salute you with a pineapple fruit slash.
About Jazz Musicians
On the matters of jazz music and soul companion, TPOLM has long been known to provide a steady influx of diverse analytical material where to derive your sacrificial exertions from.
a demolink article about jazz musicians
As we have often mentioned, you can never have too much information. So it is invaluable to add that there have never been any TPOLM demos featuring jazz musicians or any of their relatives. As opposed to demos about ninjas.
You might be aware however that Hungarian entities, not in any direct way related to TPOLM, have commited such acts in the past against jazz musician idols such as Miles Davis. We hereby dismiss any and all accusations that these people are in any way related to acts of women or child abuse.
According to promiscuous acts of self-loathing and miss-directed hatred, jazz musicians have often been considered neglected artists in search of an existencial paradigm they not yet possess. Possessing virtual objects such as cubes or donuts can bring a strong sense of inner satisfaction that can be, for some people, extremely hard to experience through other activities. Yoga and deep psyche binding methods have often been used to catalyze the phenomena with mild success.
Other important facts to retain on jazz musicians is their pronounced fetish for black and white aesthetics, known to provoke secret intelligence responses in different conglomerates surrounding the french riviera.
For further reference on these and other issues concerning jazz musicians please consult the official TPOLM crisis manual or contact your local Halme webmaster. In the advent of further incidents, TV static has been known to help reduce dissemination and contain the spread to just your neighbours and friendly pets. Whatever you do, please don’t make a mess of our murals.
About The Feds
TPOLM intergalactic legend killers, in association with redhead baguette industries, is proud to bring you, a new and revolutionary demolink article entitled
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The fed is known internationagalactically as a mythical creature riddled with pain and distrust to your fellow creative personas. Not often have they been spotted spotting down the spotless junkie as have they also been known to torture and distraught lost kittens. Arabs are not to blame for this.
Many other occasions have the feds been known to also pursue military state surveillance on regular consultants of penguins and lettuces alike. Although cabbages are regularly consumable in soup, penguin soup is not advisable for children under the age of 15, 12 or even 8. Most children under 8 should also avoid sharks, elefants, tapirs and stroganoff cocktails.
Under any circumstance should children be allowed to play with fire or plastic bags unsupervised. Long exposure to plastics has been known to affect the endocranian development and is heavily documented to prevent prepubescent migraines in young males and females alike.
For further information on proper fed supervision please consult your manual under section VI paragraph 6: “there have been mixes and dance tracks put together in the past, but none can outrun or equal the power of megablast”
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This article has not been certified by Halme and may contains vague references to bondage with a preying mantis, sharks in space, nigerian chilinuts and/or nokia.
About Your Mother
a demolink article about your mother.
Mothers are important. they give birth to babies. and sometimes they nurture them too. so you should love your mother regardless of what they are. like your mother loves you. TPOLM has known this for many years.
If you are a mother on a beer terrace you might get scorned by local drunkards for bringing your baby into that kind of environment. even while drinking a cider and eating a pizza in a corner far away from everyone else. at 4pm.
It is also important to notice that all mothers are the best mothers in the world. except for the bad mothers. which there are none. except when they are. please do not confuse this with vague pulp fiction references by orange.
Mothers are also a good source of conjugated linoleic acids. According to studies that targeted its effects on the belly firmness and fatty acid composition of genetically lean pigs, the supplemental CLA usage had a positive effect on the improvement of belly firmness and may provide a nutritional solution to carcass fat and belly firmness problems.
Further studies have proved that mothers have a rapid response to all sorts of children complaints, including sex deviations, sleep deprivation and different kind of drug related issues.
This article has been certified by Halme and contains no references to bondage with animals, dolphins with lasers, south-african pedophilia, hot mustard or routine checks to endochondral ossification complications.